Send the dirt
ZIP, dog count, yard size, and how often you want relief.
STL / PET WASTE REMOVAL / ROUTE 314
Call their Nanny. We hunt every pile, lock the gate, and send proof—so you get the yard back without touching the business end of anything.
GET MY YARD BACK ↗
READY FOR DUTYTHE NANNY + HER TINY FOREMAN
Thorough when it matters. A little ridiculous when it doesn’t. Always the same local humans behind the route.
MEET THE CREW ↗


CASE FILE 02 / THE NANNY METHOD
The process is boring on purpose. Reliability is the whole product.
ZIP, dog count, yard size, and how often you want relief.
A deliberate grid walk, then a second look before we leave.
Gate locked. Photo sent. Yard officially yours again.
ST. LOUIS + THE BURBS
Serving St. Louis City and routes across St. Louis, Jefferson, and St. Charles counties.
CHECK YOUR AREA ↗YOUR MOVE
Tell us your ZIP, dog count, yard size, and frequency. A real person sends a straight-up quote.