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Three mischievous dogs tear around a messy yard as the Poo Nanny arrives with her scooper under the Gateway ArchEXHIBIT A / THE USUAL SUSPECTS

STL / PET WASTE REMOVAL / ROUTE 314

YOUR DOGS
MADE A MESS.

CALL THEIR NANNY.

We hunt every pile, lock the gate, and send proof. You get the yard back without lifting the business end of anything.

Get my yard back

30-SECOND QUOTE / NO CONTRACT / HUMAN REPLY

EVERY PILEEVERY VISITPROOF WHEN WE LEAVE

01 / KNOW YOUR ENEMY

MEET THE REPEAT OFFENDERS.

A wide-eyed French bulldog

CASE 01 THE INNOCENT ONE

A shaggy golden dog running through the yard

CASE 02 THE CHAOS AGENT

A dachshund trying to sneak away

CASE 03 THE GETAWAY DOG

Cute faces. Terrible alibis. We clean up after all of them.

02 / THE CREW IN THE FIELD

THE NANNY HAS RANGE.

Same crew. Different moves. Every pose stays fully inside the frame.

The Poo Nanny and Frenchie ready for work
READY
The Poo Nanny and Frenchie in mid-scoop action
SWEEP
The Poo Nanny and Frenchie inspecting a yard
INSPECT
The Poo Nanny and Frenchie celebrating a finished yard
DONE
MEET THE WHOLE CREW ↗

03 / CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF RELIEF

PICK YOUR
POISON.

Priced for your dogs, yard, and frequency. No fake “starting at” bait. No mystery fees.

01

THE REGULAR

Weekly

One reliable sweep every week. The sweet spot for most yards.

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02

HEAVY DUTY

Twice weekly

More dogs, more traffic, zero time for buildup.

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03

YARD 911

One-time rescue

Spring thaw, party tomorrow, move-out, or a crap emergency.

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04

FRESH FINISH

+ Deodorize

Pet-safe odor treatment after the evidence is gone.

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04 / CONFESS THE YARD

HOW DEEP IS THE SH*T?

Move the evidence. Get the route we’d put your yard on—no email, no sales maze, no pretending one tiny dog can’t do serious damage.

MANAGEABLE MISCHIEF

WEEKLY HAS IT HANDLED.

A regular weekly sweep should keep your shoes clean, your yard usable, and your dog’s record reasonably respectable.

SEE THE REGULAR

05 / THE NANNY METHOD

CLEAN YARD.
LOCKED GATE.
RECEIPTS.

01

Send the dirt

ZIP, dog count, yard size, frequency.

02

We sweep

Full grid walk. Then another look.

03

Get receipts

Gate locked. Photo sent. Yard reclaimed.

The STL Poo Nanny stands with a French bulldog and scooper beneath the Gateway ArchTHE NANNY WAS HERE

06 / THE NO-BS PROMISE

WE DON’T FRANCHISE OUR GIVE-A-DAMN.

Real St. Louis people. A full grid walk and a second sweep. Your gate gets locked and photographed—because “trust us” isn’t proof.

WOMAN-OWNEDFAMILY-RUNRAIN OR SHINE

07 / YOUR MOVE

HAND OVER THE YARD.

Send your ZIP, dog count, yard size, and frequency. We’ll send a straight-up quote.

Start my quote or call (314) 788-7667
St. Louis CitySt. Louis CountyJefferson CountySt. Charles County

08 / THE SCOOP ON THE SCOOP

STRAIGHT ANSWERS.

01Do I need to be home?

No. Give us yard access and keep doing your thing. We text on the way and send a gate photo when we leave.

02Where does the waste go?

We double-bag it, tie it tight, and place it in your outdoor trash bin. Clean, contained, done.

03What about St. Louis weather?

Routes run rain or shine unless conditions are genuinely unsafe. If a route shifts, you hear it from us.

04How do I get a price?

Send your ZIP, dog count, yard size, and preferred frequency. We send a straight answer, not a sales maze.

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